VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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