so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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