I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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