We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
There's always time for handjobs
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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