Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
