So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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