im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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