he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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