Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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