white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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