i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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