I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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