when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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