This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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