I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
is that a dick in a sweater?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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