Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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