Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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