Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Randomize