yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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