So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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