I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
soo... how was my night?
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