I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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