Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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