I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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