a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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