I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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