Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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