My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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