Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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