I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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