just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
