She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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