i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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