i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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