Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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