Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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