Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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