3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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