You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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