Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
my sisters under your porch take her home
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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