My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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