how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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