is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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