you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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