Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
