Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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