At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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