I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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