he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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