if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
do herpes really smell.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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