i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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