brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
In America we eat man semen.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
NoShamevember. You game?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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