I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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