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Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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