Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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